So you think its Easy to get a Driver's License in Hawaii? Think again, check this test out!

I dunno how many of you out there speak pidgin, but its sorta
the official language of 'da islands'


HAWAIIAN DRIVERS LICENSE APPLICATION

Please try fo complete dis as bes as you can.
You get 30 days for pau.

Las name: _________________________________________
[If your las name no fit, continue on da other
side da page.]

First name:
[ ] Junior
[ ] Junior Boy
[ ] J.B. (short for Jr. Boy)
[ ] Honey Girl
[ ] Tita
[ ] Sista
[ ] Bradda
[ ] Sista-Girl

What year you wen grad: ____ (if unsure, try guess)

Sex: [ ]M [ ]F [ ]Mahu [ ]None

Slippa size: ____ Left ____ Right

Weight:
[ ] Small kine
[ ] Mejum
[ ] Small kine big
[ ] Momona

Eyes:
[ ] Blind as one bat
[ ] Bad, but not dat bad
[ ] She go!
[ ] Black and Blue

Occupation:
[ ] Construction worka
[ ] Sanitation Engineea
[ ] Surfa
[ ] Lei greeta
[ ] Waitress
[ ] Strippa
[ ] Un-employed
[ ] Bishop Estate Trustee

Spouse's Name: ______________________________

2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________

3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________

Lover's Name: _______________________________

2nd Lover's Name: ___________________________

Nationality:
[ ] Hawaiian
[ ] Popolo
[ ] Japanee
[ ] Filipino
[ ] Haole
[ ] Portagee if yes; explain why:
[ ] Pake if yes; explain why:
[ ] All da above

Numba of children living in household: ______

Numba of children living in your
household das not yours: _____

Numba of children thats buming off
you das over 23 years old: _______

Mother's Name: ___________(Relation__________)
Father's Name: ___________(Relation__________)

Edumacation: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

If you obtained one higha yea school what was your maja?
[ ] 5th grade
[ ] 6th grade
Maja _______________________

Cawheelas you own and where dey stay:________________

___ Total number of cawheelas you own
___ Numba of cawheelas that still crank ova
___ Numba of cawheelas wit rust
___ Numba of cawheelas no mo rust
___ Numba of cawheelas on cement blocks
___ Numba of cawheelas stay held together with duct tape.

Age you started fo drive ______
(If over 10 slow learner?) [ ]Yes [ ]No

Do you have a surf rack? [ ] Yes [ ] No;
If no, try explain:

Color of teeth:
[ ] Yellow
[ ] Brownish-Yellow
[ ] Brown
[ ] Black
[ ] N/A

How far is your home from a paved road?
[ ] 1 miles
[ ] 2 miles
[ ] don't know

Distance between you and da beach? ______

Do you live on beach front property
but don' own a house or da land?
___ Yes Try explain:

How many times have you gotten away with
a DUI this year because you was
related to da policeman? ____

How much pakalolo do you smoke a day?
[ ] 1 joint [ ] 2 joints
[ ] would smoke but cost more den gold.

How much beer do you drink a day?
[ ] 6 pack [ ] 12 pack [ ] 18 pack [ ] case

How do you know that you had too much to drink?
[ ] You fall out da car when da policeman opens da ca door.
[ ] Da keg is empty.
[ ] You Haole but your eyes look like de from one Japanese.
[ ] Last time you went bathroom da toilet wen ovahflo.
[ ] All of the above.

You tired walk and carry your surfboard
all da way back and forth every day?
___ Yes

You like get one wallet so you can put
da driver license inside for impress your friends?
___ Yes ___ No ___ Always

You promise fo drive straight and smile to all
da ada drivers and no fool around and make
funny kine in da car?
___ Yes ___ No ___ Why

Sign Hea:____________________________