I dunno how many of you out there speak pidgin, but its sorta
the official language of 'da islands'
HAWAIIAN DRIVERS LICENSE APPLICATION
Please try fo complete dis as bes as you can.
You get 30 days for pau.
Las name: _________________________________________
[If your las name no fit, continue on da other
side da page.]
[ ] Junior
[ ] Junior Boy
[ ] J.B. (short for Jr. Boy)
[ ] Honey Girl
[ ] Tita
[ ] Sista
[ ] Bradda
[ ] Sista-Girl
What year you wen grad: ____ (if unsure, try guess)
Sex: [ ]M [ ]F [ ]Mahu [ ]None
Slippa size: ____ Left ____ Right
[ ] Small kine
[ ] Mejum
[ ] Small kine big
[ ] Momona
[ ] Blind as one bat
[ ] Bad, but not dat bad
[ ] She go!
[ ] Black and Blue
[ ] Construction worka
[ ] Sanitation Engineea
[ ] Surfa
[ ] Lei greeta
[ ] Waitress
[ ] Strippa
[ ] Un-employed
[ ] Bishop Estate Trustee
Spouse's Name: ______________________________
2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________
3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________
Lover's Name: _______________________________
2nd Lover's Name: ___________________________
[ ] Hawaiian
[ ] Popolo
[ ] Japanee
[ ] Filipino
[ ] Haole
[ ] Portagee if yes; explain why:
[ ] Pake if yes; explain why:
[ ] All da above
Numba of children living in household: ______
Numba of children living in your
household das not yours: _____
Numba of children thats buming off
you das over 23 years old: _______
Mother's Name: ___________(Relation__________)
Father's Name: ___________(Relation__________)
Edumacation: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
If you obtained one higha yea school what was your maja?
[ ] 5th grade
[ ] 6th grade
Cawheelas you own and where dey stay:________________
___ Total number of cawheelas you own
___ Numba of cawheelas that still crank ova
___ Numba of cawheelas wit rust
___ Numba of cawheelas no mo rust
___ Numba of cawheelas on cement blocks
___ Numba of cawheelas stay held together with duct tape.
Age you started fo drive ______
(If over 10 slow learner?) [ ]Yes [ ]No
Do you have a surf rack? [ ] Yes [ ] No;
If no, try explain:
Color of teeth:
[ ] Yellow
[ ] Brownish-Yellow
[ ] Brown
[ ] Black
[ ] N/A
How far is your home from a paved road?
[ ] 1 miles
[ ] 2 miles
[ ] don't know
Distance between you and da beach? ______
Do you live on beach front property
but don' own a house or da land?
___ Yes Try explain:
How many times have you gotten away with
a DUI this year because you was
related to da policeman? ____
How much pakalolo do you smoke a day?
[ ] 1 joint [ ] 2 joints
[ ] would smoke but cost more den gold.
How much beer do you drink a day?
[ ] 6 pack [ ] 12 pack [ ] 18 pack [ ] case
How do you know that you had too much to drink?
[ ] You fall out da car when da policeman opens da ca door.
[ ] Da keg is empty.
[ ] You Haole but your eyes look like de from one Japanese.
[ ] Last time you went bathroom da toilet wen ovahflo.
[ ] All of the above.
You tired walk and carry your surfboard
all da way back and forth every day?
You like get one wallet so you can put
da driver license inside for impress your friends?
___ Yes ___ No ___ Always
You promise fo drive straight and smile to all
da ada drivers and no fool around and make
funny kine in da car?
___ Yes ___ No ___ Why