Iran gets put on "Double-Secret" Probation

Man-'o-man, U.N. General Secretary really laid down the law to Iran's national butthead Ahmedenijad today, you could almost see the Iranians quaking in their boots are the all-smiles press-friendly hand-shake session...I think the pic below displays Annan's stern scolding of the Iranian for being very, very bad boys and not heeding those pesky U.N. resolutions...
I think the message got through, cause Annan said afterwards that the Iranians were "willing to talk" (not willing to stop their nuclear program, but will to talk)...Of course they are...

I hear Kofi informed the Iranians that the U.N. was putting them on double-secret probation, which explains the look of contrition on A-mad's face (don't want to butcher the spelling of his name again)
How can you not trust a face like that, just because he believes the of the imminent return of the Mahdi, the destruction of Israel and of a cataclysmic confrontation with the West...

In a serious turn, can the U.N. get anymore feckless than it already is...when even punk-ass African countries like the Sudan can thumb their nose at it, what incentive does a relatively powerful like Iran have to adhere to toothless U.N. resolutions...

We've done such a good job in Sudan too....I think this cartoon sums up my feelings regarding the retarded nature of the this demonstrably USELESS world body:

Sudan offers U.N. a reach-around while Iran Screws it

Ok so get this folks, Sudan has threatened to fight any UN force deployed to protect non-Muslims in Darfur.

What the heck is going on here? We already have Iran thumbing their nose at the UN, and I am so confident that UN peacekeepers will be able to disarm Hezbollah in southern Lebanon...HA HA HA...ok but seriously...why does anyone in Europe other than the Brits and the Poles have any backbone? Basically my read on the Sudanese situation it that they are po'd that the international community finally took note of their slaughter of non-Muslims...its a classic "convert-or-die" situation that has been imposed on Christian and animists in South and Western Sudan....hmmm, don't like Sharia law...convert...oh, don't want to bow five times a day...leave...oh..this is your homeland too? No its not...we told you to leave...don't want to? DIE....

That about sums up the situation. Nice tolerance they are showing over there. So Khartoum is ticked that they cannot exterminate the infidels...aaawww....and has challenged the UN saying they will fight the colonialists, and al-Qa'ida is saying they'll answer the call to fight Westerners if we go in there to protect innocent lives. oh that's rich...that's lovely....

Now all we need is for North Korea to join in the "screw the UN gangbang"....